The other day I was headed home after my run when I saw the DH and Lettie out for a walk. The DH tried to interest her in my appearance, to no avail.
DH: Lettie! Look! Who’s THAT?
Lettie: Mmmm, what IS this deliciously disgusting scent on the ground? *nudges blades of grass with nose*
DH: Lettie, it’s Rebecca! Look!
Lettie: Is this bunny poo? It IS bunny poo!!!! I should roll in it. *paws at ground to prepare for optimal stinkiness*
DH: Lettie, it’s the woman who feeds you and keeps you alive with 8 different medicines, all administered at different times of the day and night!
Lettie: Wait, Jake the MinPin left me a message. Gotta reply. *squats to pee for the fiftieth time that day*
So there you have it. I’m less interesting than bunny poo. Should be no surprise to anyone.